Christopher James Marsh ......born ... 19th October 10.23am 1987

Hi ....this is my web site that my dad has done for me cos he say's Im soooooo lazy. Well he's kinda right and this is his opportunity to share his thoughts with the world about me.

First of all you might wonder what I look like ....well here are a few of my better pics ....

This is me in sunny Portugal ..... Im just posing as King of the Castle .... well it's better than being King of the Hill I guess August 1999
	Hey ...do u like my hair?

 I've been to several countries .... Germany, (where I played with my soccer team .. Thornes), Scotland, Wales and Ireland, and also France, Portugal, Tunisia and Jamaica.

Here are some more photos of me if the first ones didn't scare you off

Above .... me on the right and Ben my brother, he's 3 years younger than me ..... July 2000 Below is me and my mom and my lil brother	Above ....this is me playing crazy golf at midnight ...it was magic

  All the above are from when we were in Portugal (August 1999). The pic below is from when I was in Jamaica (July 2000)

The holiday in Jamaica was really good. I went on the back of a Jet Ski ..... very exciting

Sometime back now I went to a party and was dressed like a punk ....my mom totally embarassed us all by asking us to be punks. Here is a sexy pic of me looking very sad as a punk

My hobbies are ..... well being Lazy really. I like to play boring Sega Dreamcast all day. My dad tries to motivate me to do things but basically I cant be arsed. I have some really GAY friends ...and I do mean GAY. Rob who's more geeky looking then an English teacher, (mentioning no names), with his boyfriend/bum chum Michael Browne. Nib loves to hold his brother Ben's hand and listen to the Beatles and classic FM .... well my dad thinks he knows everything but really he is just a good egg (but sometimes he smells like a bad one). The queerest person I know is Michael Browne who follows people around, is gay and has the personality of a walnut!!!!

My dad would just like to add this comment:

Basically Chris is a wreakazoid and is always picking his nose and farting. He enjoys amusing himself by using PC2Call and using his fart machine ..... he thinks this is soooooo funny but we all think it is sooooo sad and lame like him.

I would just like to comment this:

Basically my dad loves the internet and is enjoying his life on the internet, he talks lotsa sense unlike my mom's nonsense and smells of hydrogen sulphide. My friend Rob is gay and bums Browne and the most common thing he says is 'HENCEFORTH'. Nib bums his brother and listens to crap music. Ben hates everything ever invented. Browne who isn't my friend bums sheep and follows everyone. Alex has great hair and hits you for no reason but always takes the piss out of brownie. Iqbal hits you as hard as he can, is good at table tennis is the hardest in our year, his enemy and life opponent is Sam Ellam. Michael Jones wants people to suck his nipple and likes music like Korn, slipknot and papa roach. The only person who I haven't mentioned is Ben Rowe. Click on Ben Rowe for his personal statement.

SEE YA

   CHRIS MARSH

I added to this site under sufference